Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
Friend: how do I find you on tumblr?
Me: you don't.
Boys who like me: 0
Boys who like my best friend: 53484131846971
having to scroll through my dashboard slowly when...
If you still think about it, you still care.