July 2011
June 2011
I hate it when I'm trying to look cute for a picture and my dick falls out:
When you're doing something weird and your mom catches you in the act
She asks you why you’re doing that and you’re all like:
Then you watch her leave the room and you’re like:
That awkward moment when your parents introduce you to their friends or co-workers.
They’re all like:
“IS THIS YOUR CHILD?”
And you’re just like:
And then they’re like:
“Oh my goodness, I remember when you were just a baby!”
And you’re just like:
REBLOG if you have those songs on your iPod you skip everytime, but yet still don't delete them.
Reblog if you are always that one person who is still laughing when everybody else has stopped minutes ago
Reblog if you want (1) message that will make your night.
When you're on Facebook and you see someone post a status that is obviously something they saw on Tumblr.
and everyone thinks that whore is a fucking genius
I was about to sneeze but it didn't come out.
Reblog if you'll answer anything that comes in your ask right now.
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it.
That annoying moment when I see an awesome blog, go to follow it..
..and all I see is this.
I see what you did there. lol
if you follow back, reblog this.
Reblog if you don't have girlfriend or boyfriend.
Me and my bestfriends....
We joke around at public places.
we hit eachother but we never really fight.
We dance wierd to awesome songs….just for fun:)
we give eachorther the “Sexy face”
if she takes my seat…..
we give eachother High fives;)
we scare eachother all the time:)
Reblog this if you want your followers to tell you the honest truth about what they think of you.
